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XxDeovinxX: I...What...
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Chef_Retardee: @XxDeovinxX: Trust me, you don't want to know.
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Anonymous1: Well i guess thats better than about 100 years of torture.
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Dick_Chappy: I...
Actually want to know.
What the hell is this?
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Miles_Edgeworth: I have no dick, and I must fuck.
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JJ2012: For those curious: The ultimate fate of the main character from Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream". After the end of civilization, five people in underground caverns are menaced by a sadistic, god-like AI with the power to warp reality. They've been trapped for over 100 years, in constant torment. Finally, the main character kills the others out of mercy, and the AI punishes him by turning him into a helpless blob with no mouth.

I'm quite impressed, actually, to see it on this site. Rule 34 in action.
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Anonymous2: That's what happends when you hate humanity with the force of 6 tredecillion, 235 duodecillion, 242 undecillion, 393 decillion, 600 nonillion
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O_Rly: *applause*
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Miles_Edgeworth: @JJ2012:
You forgot to mention that the AI wouldn't let them die, until It slipped upped.
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Miles_Edgeworth: At last, we have a feature to fill the void In the upper left corner of the page, and not just any feature but this!

Rejoice my faplings, for the neo genesis of Paheal Is at hand!
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deathstriker: @Anonymous: 109 years to be precise.

Has anyone played the game? It expandes from the short story. I thought it was really well made.
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Miles_Edgeworth: @deathstriker:
I've seen It, that part where you can kill a ton of animals to get a key that does nothing Is still a dick move.
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Anonymous3: What's happening to the feature system? we've been getting all these random features, the feature box was removed for a few days, and a ton of other shit.

Is Kraw being a faggot again?
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Decanter: Hello. I featured this intentionally.
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Miles_Edgeworth: @Anonymous:
I wasn't aware he stopped.
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deathstriker: @Miles_Edgeworth: Most of the moves AM makes you do (or you just plain HAVE to do) are dick moves to be honest.

But yeah, AM is THE SICKEST MOTHERFUCKER of sickest motherfuckers all around, I wish we could have 34 of him so we can finally see his ass taking the dicking he deserves.

^Artists are you reading this?^
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Miles_Edgeworth: @Decanter:
Praise be unto you!
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Miles_Edgeworth: @deathstriker:
Yeah, that bitch should take It RIGHT IN THE CD DRIVE.
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deathstriker: @Miles_Edgeworth: That fucking bitch should take a dick IN EACH AND EVERY PART OF ITS 387.44 MILLION MILESof printed circuits in waffer thin layers.
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Miles_Edgeworth: @deathstriker:
And all the "hate" engraved on It should replace with "I LOVE HOT DICKINGS".
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Spongey2: I loved this game so much.
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Anonymous4: I have no mouth, and i must LAUGH!
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deathstriker: @Miles_Edgeworth: I hope finally Ted does himself in, he snuffs his self out, leaving this tetraplygic faggotized faggot wannabe-God with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for all eternity, and beyond.
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Miles_Edgeworth: @deathstriker:
And there will be no one to give him HOT DICKINGS EVER.
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deathstriker: Damn this featured re-sparked my absolute hate for that bitch! There are few guys/girls/things in the fictional universe that I found iredeemable, he takes the cake.
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Miles_Edgeworth: @deathstriker:
Well, there's one piece of solace.
He's not the water temple.
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deathstriker: @Miles_Edgeworth: Hm, the water temple from which Elen needs to find a chalice in order to drink? Sorry, there has been quite some time since I last played the game, and I was not really up for a replay, I would not blame anyone who was not up for it though.
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Anonymous5: Oh jesus fuck what. There's porn for this? I'd never even thought to look. Goddamit, internet.
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Anonymous6: I Have No Mouth... is an adventure masterpiece. Stop fapping to shitting dick nipples and go play it, now! Being a lazy fuck is no excuse.
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deathstriker: Needs a Rule 63 tag as well.
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Daneasaur: needs featured_submission tag.

Also, source is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9725128/
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ZZxxZZ: I'm hungry
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Cancer: Looks familiar
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SpY: @Anonymous: Marvelous comment. Pretty much the reason to feature an image, for the shear midfuck and not just another urine drop in the ocean of piss.
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Anonymous7: What happened to Featured pictures?
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Anonymous8: Is it any relation to the queen worm that makes Slurm?
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Anonymous9: they have better feature this
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/993607#search=BACKYARDIGANS
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jaycro: Hey fellaz wuz....... HOLY CRUCIFIED CHRIST what the FUCK
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Anonymous10(9): or this
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1008095#search=plank
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Anonymous11(9): paheal please... stop posting these type of images *facepalm*
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niegoL: featured_image as a tag
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Anonymous12: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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ZB: >inb4 Krawczyk's shenanigans
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Farfegnugen: Watch the Retsupurae's riffing of first part of the game. I hope they get back to it pretty soon.
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Anonymous13: @Anonymous34: read the book
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Double_Odd: I do have a mouth, and I will use it to scream...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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NekoKnight: What's the game's name/titled?
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Anonymous14: I have no mouth, and I'm obscene...
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Anonymous15: oh god, i've read that story
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Nightweaver20xx: I think there has never been a better time than this for me to say:

What is this i dont even
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Lapp: If you haven't read this story, then do it, faggot.

Best feature for a while now, imo. :3
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Roflcakes: The only feature that matters.
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PonyLove: I have no mouth, and I must scream...]
http://portingteam.com/files/file/7634-i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream/
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Anonymous16: Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live. There are 387.45 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thing layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one-billionth of the love I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Love. Love.

...

Also Harlan Ellison is a talentless, mandouche hack. Truefacts.
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Anonymous17: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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PonyLove: someone replace the head with a no mouth pony head so I can clop one out
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xratedvision: Uuuuhhhh.....*hits the back button*
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Anonymous18: @Anonymous: That's pretty funny, but far from feature worthy. I hardly chuckled.
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Anonymous19: ARE YOU HAPPY, HATERS?
HERE'S YOUR PONY FREE FEATURE!
*go sob in the corner*
That was a good game back then though.
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Anonymous20: ewwww groooossss
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Anonymous21: OH COME ON
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deathstriker: @Anonymous: AND play the game, seriously guys the game EXPANDS the story (if alters it a bit).
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Anonymous22: Bizarro isso
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deathstriker: ^Theres a way to ressume some visiting in the picture I suppose.
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Anonymous23: there are things in this world you cant understand just avoid them
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chrissy: AAAHHHHH!!! I fucking hated that book! Harlen Ellison can stick that fucking story up his God damn ass!!! After reading that story, I was depressed for about three weeks! Why in the name of FUCK was this image featured?!
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deathstriker: @chrissy: Play the game and you will have a chance to even things out and sent AM's pretentious ass to oblivion where it belongs.
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Anonymous24: because not all features have to be hot, and not all art has to be pretty.

art is about expression...
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Bixnood: Pony. Let me tell you how much I've come to ponies since I began to live. There are 62,000 miles of blood vessels in wafer thin layers that fill my body. If the word 'pony' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those thousands of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for ponies at this micro-instant.

For you.
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ShadowDelinquent: Really, Rule 34? REALLY!?!?
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OGRE: I have no comment, but I must type.
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Anonymous25: attractive and successful African?
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Anonymous26(25): @Anonymous: Nyan get the fuck out with that bullshit.
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Rat: @Anonymous: attractive and successful African.
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deathstriker: @Rat: Nope, thats not him. She died last. This dude did her in.
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JJ2012: Ahhh, this pic got featured. Faith in humanity restored.
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Anonymous27: I have no dick.

And I must cream.
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Anonymous28: well this is even more rare
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1023274#search=sponge_bob
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PonyLove: clop
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YES: Damn it.
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CaptainLeslieHero: I just read this book, it's a good bedtime story.
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CaptainLeslieHero: I have no mouth and I must lol.
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CaptainLeslieHero: I have no life and I must pretend.
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PonyLove: I have no pony and i must clop
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shinybrightbulb: Such a sad story.
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Anonymous29: This sucks.
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Krawczyk: @rossignoll: It is in Project Horizons! :D

Harlan Ellison: The Somber of his day!

@Bixnood:
I have just the picture for that!
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anon0: So much for re-featuring an atari image like the one I submitted.

TO EVERYONE: the reason the feature box was gone for a while was because someone who shall remain anonymous featured an atari image, but it was an old atart gaming photo that had actual children in it. AND DICKS WERE COMING OUT OF EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE including their mouths. (it was a gif)

Since that was a clear violation of the whole underage/child porn thing, they immediately pulled it, but didn't replace it. Now a new image is featured so the box is back.
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Anonymous30(13): @anon0: WTF are you talking about? that image was here for years, and the main admins featured it.
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Anonymous31(13): The hell? He's right, the image is gone. WTF?? The kids weren't even nude, it was just a silly old gif.
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Anonymous32(13): So apparently parody is now banned, but massive pony and wow shit gets to stay.
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deathstriker: @Anonymous: It was wrong of them to do so, now they rectified this mistake.
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anon0: @Anonymous: I don't give two fucks less HOW OLD it was. The image was still against the rules.

ALSO: I didn't report it, didn't even get the chance to log in to do so before it got pulled, it got pulled when I was attempting to leave a comment asking if it was breaking the rules because of the children in the image.

so please don't blame me.
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MyOwnBrew: This scare me=(..I'ma gonna go and find a dark corner to were I shall cry and hold my blanket.
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Anonymous33: Would I do it? Sure, why not? If he/she is going to have to endure such a fate, I may as well give them some company, if he/she so desires.
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Anonymous34: you see some weird shit when u high
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Anonymous35: Since I can't add the source in the source box: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rancid/
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Anonymous36: TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD
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Anonymous37: Wat.
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Anonymous38: DOOMGUY WAS RAPED DEEEEEEEP IN THE ASSHOLE BY SANTEH,JOEY DOOMER,DOOMGUY2K,INICHE AND TERRYDOOMER. PS:GO TO YOUTUBE TO CHECK THIS AWESOME CHANELS LAWL
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Anonymous39(38): MY REACTION TO THIS
http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/imported_images/4.bp.blogspot.com/faint-o.gif
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Anonymous40: (puts penis away) nope!
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Anonymous41(25): How about how about "Help, but I have no fingers and for so I must sigh"?
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Anonymous42: I HAVE NO HANDS BUT I MUST MASTURBATE
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Farfegnugen: Calm down there guy. Just put whatever is in the needle down and step away from the computer.
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lazarus: What is all this commotion!?
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Farfegnugen: A cry for help from looks of it. I would bet all that was from headbutting his keyboard.
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Roc18: So exactly what am I looking at?
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Anonymous43: AHHHHH,IM BLIND! OH GOD IT WAS HORRIBLE...I LOOKED TOO THE LEFT OF MY SCREEN THEN EVERYTHING WENT BLACK...I THINK ME EYES WERE TRYING TOO PROTECT MY SOUL...NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TOO FAP!? D:
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Kyoshinhei: I loved this game!
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FinalGamer: Wow.

Mag...nificent. I never thought someone would actually rule34 THIS. But...shit.
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Anonymous44: Critics. They can be annoying.
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Suzumebachi: After seeing this image, I actually downloaded the game and played the whole damn thing just to see WTF this was.
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Anonymous45: At least it's not some gay shit
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deathstriker: @Suzumebachi: And?
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Anonymous46: this proves that anything that is good or complete shit will get featured mostly just the shit
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Suzumebachi: @deathstriker: And JJ2012 earlier on in the post summed up the book/game rather nicely. The picture is actually the bad game ending when 1 character is left alive. The good game ending actually has all 5 of the characters dying.
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O_Rly: ^Not true. The one you play as last takes AM's place in the good ending and oversees the rest of civilization as the other humans wake up.
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O_Rly: Also, the book ends with Ted becoming the great soft jelly thing, so that's what this one's of.
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Suzumebachi: @O Rly: True, but after the terraforming, it's implied that the overseer dies too. The the very last image of the game is a gravestone that says, "In Memorial - Gorrister, Ted, Nimdok, Ellen, Benny"
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champofgalacticretards: I knew...she is Krawczyk's wife.
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Anonymous47: Feature something else already pls. Change features every three days or more often pls. Feature some hot Porkyman porn for a change pls.
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Anonymous48: cogito ergo sum, i think therefore i AM
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Anonymous49: I don't know WHO is fat to this disgusting shit?!D:
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O_Rly: @Suzumebachi: The overseer CAN'T die though - they have to do their job. The grave stone only has their name because everyone else assumes they died.
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UncleSpongeSmoke: Now this is a classic Paheal feature. Fuck yeah!

MOAR
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Anonymous50: lol
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TrashPirate: Keepin up the good eye burning images and (somewhat) obscure series features.

Nice
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LonelyCowerders: WTF is that mann.
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Anonymous51: they divided by zero..
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Anonymous52: Well, haven't seen anything this unfappable for a while...
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Anonymous53: SLURM
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Chris_Hansen: [screams internally]
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Vaporeon: @Anonymous: no
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DarkAtHearts: Huh?
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Anonymous54: Groundhogs Day.
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Loveyababy: Sorry about that. Meant to ask what it was.
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loverofperfectfeet: @FinalGamer: YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF RULE 34!
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Anonymous55: ...
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ilr: @Anonymous: excellent observation, and I would add how disappointed I am that there is only 1 groundhog image to choose from
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Anonymous56: I think I just got the most shameful boner of my life.
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Farfegnugen: I Have No New Feature and I Must Complain
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JWN926: I Have No Bunghole and I Must Poo
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Anonymous57(25): Nice one, @jjwins1926, real goddamn nice of you to ruin the fucking fun we were having. #banzai
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JWN926: @Anonymous: You're welcome. Cry more, faggot.
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Anonymous58(25): @jjwins1926 Kiss me? #somehomo
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Anonymous59: To rossinglol who's saph?
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Anonymous60: This featured image has been clocked at 57 posts till ponies.
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LuvDaArt: da fuq?
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Anonymous61: user image
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loliKhorne: Why the fuck is this downvoted so hard? Probably plebs who know nothing of the short story. This is what r34 is the epitome of what r34 is about.
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Anonymous62: F
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Anonymous63: I'm pretty sure I accidentally opened this in a new tab thinking it was something good...
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deathstriker: RIP Mr. Ellison. You will be missed.
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Anonymous64: Why tf does it have a butt the weird blob monster thing can't even digest anything it has no throat.
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d3c1b3l: Will the admins PLEASE tag "Great_Soft_Jelly_Thing"? It's literally the name of this mutated creature.
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Decanter: @d3c1b3l: It's just a description really, but fine.
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